>>Monday, January 14.fuck the post office.
why does the post office have to be so damn slow? ive been going there everyday waiting for my shit to arrive and dammit, its still not there! how long will it take? ugh. i need to email unamerican.com. fuck them. also, how long does it take priority mail to ship from the continental us to guam? dammit, its already been two fucking weeks. dont tell me i spent $15 extra just to my mail to come in for more than 2 weeks. ugh. okay. my life sucks. and fuck the post office!
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i took some tests on thespark.com today. i love that page. just b/c i have no life and shit. i took the personality test and supposedly im a "mastermind." haha...it says... You are a MASTERMIND (Submissive Introverted Abstract Thinker). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this “scheming.” Don’t learn German. Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you’ve definitely got the “vision” thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy. haha...could it be true? prolly. im also 37% bitch. which means im not really a bitch...i lack certain qualities. blah. i dont know why i took that test. i was bored, i guess. ooh...i also took the IQ test. i learned in psychology that you score your IQ by dividing your mental age by your actual age and then multiplying it by 100. on the IQ test on thespark.com i scored a 162, which means i have the mental age of a 29 year old. wow. im smart. haha...whatever. so why am i still in college? blah. fuck it. actually i should have prolly gotten like a 120 or something. i cheated. i used the dictionary for one part of the test, but with everything else i was actually using my brain and shit. heh...wow me. okay now im goin to sleep. laters.
im so damn lazy.
i just got back from that little bbq at matapang. it was okay. super hot tho...damn guam. anyway...i left early so i can start on my freakin paper and supposedly my artwork for studio. but nope, i decide to go online. damn me. i really really should get some help. even if i dont have ADD or something, i think i still have some problem. crap. theres nothing to view online. i just finished reading some other peoples blogs. hehe...blogs. and im also watching tv. im mostly surfing through channels. nothing to watch. i keep goin from tlc and back to comedy central. insomniac with david attel is okay, but it does get boring sometimes. its the same ol shows...its either dave talking to drunk people or talking to the camera. boring. honestly. and the world's scariest police chases arent THAT scary. i mean...maybe b/c im not in the car or im not really thinking that its scary. i just think those people are stupid. damn. anyway...at the bbq, my friend eric was talking about how my friend anthony got arrested or almost got arrested for messing with a cop. he was at chameleons and was supposedly joking with a cop. he called the cop a pig and then tapped the cop's shoulder and said that he was just playing. the cop, i guess, was not in the mood and said that if anthony kept messing around he'd arrest him, b/c COPS CAN ARREST PEOPLE FOR CALLING THEM PIGS or basically calling them names. DAMN! is that possible? lemme go try it out. ill go put like a sticker on my van that says "COPS ARE FUCKING PIGS," then we'll see what happens. maybe i wont do that. i prolly cant even afford to buy a sticker. does anyone have white shoe polish? heh. IM SO DAMN LAZY. i really really should start on my research paper on eudora welty. i dont even know what im planning to write about her. i dont even have a thesis. damn research papers. damn expository writing class. well, at least theres only one more week to go for intersession. but CRRRAP...spring session starts after that. fuck me. im so stupid for taking those intersession classes. STUPID JUNJIE, STUPID!!! ugh. does anyone know anything about eudora welty? wanna write my paper? ill pay you. well, after i get my stipend money. =Þ shit...i still need to buy books and supplies and shit for spring session. school sucks! nevermind. ill just go to sleep now. ill TRY and wake up early to do my paper. and then ill TRY and go to class EARLY. ive been late every day for english class during intersession. i have a problem with time and shit. that or i just dont feel like goin to morning classes. that and driving everyday from agat to mangilao. i think ill go look for an apartment in mangilao or something. damn agat. ugh...damn me!